Sunday 20 March 2016

A Glutton's Lament

Why did I have that last slice of cake
When I'd already eaten enough?
I'm doubled up now with acute tummy ache
And I'm feeling so horribly rough!

Why, when I'd had much more than my share
Did I wolf down that trifle so quick?
I'd eaten my meal, and the leftovers there.
Now I think that I'm gonna be sick!

Why, oh why, did I have treacle tart
With custard piled on inches high!
My stomach's so full, I can hardly breath
And I'm sure that I'm going to die!!!

Was it only last week that I said I would quit:
I'd give up the binge-ing and diet?
Well, I'm going to start now, to get myself fit!!

Yes,

Next week, I'll certainly try it!!!!

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