Random Limericks by Yours Truly

1

A very wise person once said

The wrong partner can mess with your head.

I'd rather be lonely,

And live for God only,

Than be most unhappily wed!

2

I hate going shopping for shoes!

I never know which ones to choose.

Would comfort be best,

Or good looks? I'm so stressed!

It's enough to drive you to booze!

3

Choose computer passwords with care,

For hackers abound everywhere!

Make sure that it's long,

And don't be like the song,

Logging in on a wing and a prayer!

4

I thought a new hobby I'd try

So I bought fabric paints and some dye

The clothes I design

Would outdo Calvin Klein

If viewed from afar - with one eye!