Friday 4 May 2012

An Old Joke, Told in Rhyme!

The teacher had asked her class to compose
A sentence with "fascinate" in it.
Little Johnny Green, right at the back
Had his hand up in a minute!
As no other child had responded so fast
She chose him from those in attendance,
And after she'd taken a long, deep breath,
Said "Johnny, let's hear your sentence!"
He cleared his throat, then, in a loud voice
Our hero began to relate:
"My pregnant mum's got a coat with nine buttons -
But she can only 'fascinate'!"

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