Tuesday, 31 December 2024

Resolution Revolution

My New Year's resolution
Is not to lose some weight.
It's not to get more healthy,
Or to get my head on straight.
It's not to kick some habit,
Or to get a new one started,
Nor be less absent-minded,
Nor even less half-hearted.
My New Year's resolution
Needs a bit more inspiration,
So it won't be "give up chocolate"
Or some such abnegation.
I've thought of all the years gone by,
And resolutions shattered,
And decided that sincerity
Was the only thing that mattered.
So considering the past few years
I won't make the same mistakes.
It's got to last me fifty-two weeks,
And I've got to up the stakes.
So here's my resolution,
Though it may seem strange to you.
I resolve on being just myself!
To my own self be true!


Friday, 20 December 2024

Happy Heavenly Christmas

It's Christmas once again, mum,
And I'm missing you no end.
I know you're in a better place
But you were my best friend.

I treasure all our memories,
And the happy thoughts they bring,
But I'd dearly love to see your face
And hear you laugh and sing.

Thoughout the year I find myself
Thinking of things we've done.
The times we shared together.
Not all great, but mostly fun!

But this season is the toughest time,
And hardest on the heart!
We lose a little of ourselves
When our cherished ones depart.

They say that time can heal all wounds,
But is that really true?
Or are we accustomed to the pain?
Do we smile and push on through?

Oh, mostly I'm okay, mum,
But sometimes it still pains.
The grief just catches in my throat
And I'm crying once again.

No need to be concerned, mum!
It's just the time of year!
I'll still enjoy this Christmas
And I'll drink a cup of cheer!

I'll sing our favourite carols!
Binge on turkey and mince pies!
I'll watch our favourite movies!
Pull the crackers! Claim the prize!

So have a wonderful time, mum,
With the angels up above.
Wish Jesus Happy Birthday
And give Him all my love!

Happy heavenly Christmas, mum, with love from me!

Thursday, 31 October 2024

Glad Tidings

My friends, it's nearly Christmas.
A wonderful time of year,
To celebrate with those you love
And spread some festive cheer.

The fairy lights on decked-out trees
Are twinkling and bright,
And all because a certain child
Was sent to us this night.

To bring glad tidings to us all,
Of love and peace hereafter.
A message meant for all mankind.
A time of joy and laughter.

These wishes come straight from my heart.
May your lives be full of cheer!
May you all be blessed with God's good grace,
Now and throughout the year.

May you get all that you wish for
And the year ahead bring more:
And may prosperity, health and happiness
Be ever knocking at your door.

Merry Christmas, everybody, and may 2025 be an amazing year for you all! 




Friday, 22 December 2023

A Visit from Saint Nicholas by C C Moore

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring:
Not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung
By the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas
Soon would be there.
The children were nestled
All snug in their beds,
While visions of sugarplums
Danced in their heads,
And mamma in her kerchief,
And I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains
For a long winter's nap -
When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter!
I sprang from my bed
To see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew
Like a flash:
Tore open the shutter
And threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast
Of a new-fallen snow
Gave a lustre of midday
To objects below.
When, what to my wondering
Eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh
And eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver,
So lively and quick,
I knew in a moment
It must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles
His coursers they came
And he whistled and shouted
And called them by name.
"Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now Prancer and Vixen!
On Comet! On Cupid!
On Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch,
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away, all!"
As dry leaves that before
The wild hurricane fly
When they meet with an obstacle
Mount to the sky,
So up to the housetop
His coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of toys
And St Nicholas, too.
And then, in a twinkling,
I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing
Of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head
And was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas
Came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur
From his head to his foot
And his clothes were all tarnished
With ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had
Flung on his back
And he looked like a peddler
Just opening his pack.
His eyes, how they twinkled.
His dimples, how merry.
His cheeks were like roses,
His nose like a cherry.
His droll little mouth
Was drawn up like a bow
And the beard on his chin
Was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held
Tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled
His head like a wreath.
He had a broad face
And a little round belly
That shook when he laughed
Like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump
A right jolly old elf
And I laughed when I saw him
In spite of myself.
A wink of his eye
And a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know
I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word
But went straight to his work
And filled all the stockings,
Then turned with a jerk
And laying a finger
Aside of his nose
And giving a nod,
Up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew
Like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim
Ere he rode out of sight 
"Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a goodnight!"

Tuesday, 19 July 2022

Random Limericks by Yours Truly

1
A very wise person once said
The wrong partner can mess with your head.
I'd rather be lonely,
And live for God only,
Than be most unhappily wed!

2
I hate going shopping for shoes!
I never know which ones to choose.
Would comfort be best,
Or good looks? I'm so stressed!
It's enough to drive you to booze!

3
Choose computer passwords with care,
For hackers abound everywhere!
Make sure that it's long,
And don't be like the song,
Logging in on a wing and a prayer!

4
I thought a new hobby I'd try
So I bought fabric paints and some dye
The clothes I design
Would outdo Calvin Klein
If viewed from afar - with one eye!

Sunday, 16 May 2021

The Wanderer

When sun's last rays have westward fled
And gibbous moon shines overhead,
Within the shadows, dark and dread,
A figure moves with silent tread;
A creature of the night.

While weary world is fast asleep,
This nightmare beast doth softly creep.
He wends his way through darkness deep
Some fearsome rendezvous to keep
And shuns each shaft of light.

He tests the ground with snuffling snout
And crouching low he casts about,
His pointed ears a-twitch throughout.
What purpose draws this creature out
From his accustomed lair?

Close-by he hears a hooting owl.
The snarling fiend emits a growl,
Baring fangs in grimace foul.
Then, gingerly, resumes his prowl
With a mistrustful air.

Too soon the moonlight will be gone.
Blackness thrives where light once shone.
He knows his quest is almost done
And quickens pace to carry on
Toward his journey's end.

At last he sees bright lights, a street.
A shining path before his feet,
And sensing home and hearth and meat
He runs, his master for to greet,
Who welcomes him with tasty treat
And pets him, his relief complete!
Come home is man's best friend!

Loaves and Fishes

I've just watched a YouTube post from Dallas Jenkins, creator and director of the series The Chosen, where he tells of a message he was given by someone he hardly knew, which gave him comfort and strength in a time when he couldn't see his way forward. Thank you, Dallas, for sharing this testimony with us.

The message he received was that it wasn't his job to feed the 5000, but to just provide the loaves and the fish, as the disciples did! (Matthew 14:13-21 When Jesus heard what had happened, he withdrew by boat privately to a solitary place. Hearing of this, the crowds followed him on foot from the towns. When Jesus landed and saw a large crowd, he had compassion on them and healed their sick.

As evening approached, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a remote place, and it’s already getting late. Send the crowds away, so they can go to the villages and buy themselves some food.”

Jesus replied, “They do not need to go away. You give them something to eat.”

“We have here only five loaves of bread and two fish,” they answered.

“Bring them here to me,” he said. And he directed the people to sit down on the grass.Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over. The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women and children.)

This is a powerful and humbling message because sometimes we overreach ourselves, in our jobs, in our relationships, and in our daily lives in general, thinking that we have to do it all on our own. We forget that we aren't on this journey alone. 

It isn't up to us to do every little thing, otherwise there would be nothing left for anyone else to do. We are only expected to do so much - use our individual skills, yes, but also to employ the appropriate co-workers, provide the necessary tools, resources and equipment - to complete the business in hand. We should not forget that we are small, albeit important, cogs in a much larger machine. 

This applies to all of us, but most especially to those of us that are journeying with God and are co-labourers with Him, for without Him we can do nothing. All of our efforts will fail if God is not at the centre of it all. We don't know the whole of God's plan, but we each have a vital part to play in its fruition.

I know that we all want to do the best the we can in all aspects of our lives but we need to know that God doesn't expect us to do everything. We only need to do as much as we can, to the best of our ability, and He will do the rest. If we only trust in Him all will be well.

Just give the Lord all that He is due - your faith, your love, your heart, soul and mind - and leave the miracles to Him.

All glory to God in Heaven. Let our praises ring out to show the world that God is a wonderful Father and that we are His chosen children!

Amen